Messy Face Syndrome

The reason why I don't work too hard at fixing myself up in the morning.

I am the cure for the messy face syndrome. Regardless of how hard I try to avoid these little hands and fingers before they're wiped clean, it's rare that the mess is not transferred to me.

I think those pictures were a little too small to see the true depth of this problem.

Is that any better?

Oh, and what is not evident in these pictures of the amount of "schnizzle" as I've lovingly named it, that dribbles out of babe's noses and then is nuzzled onto my knee, shoulder or even mouth of I'm lucky (and unassuming).