You know you're a mother when...

You know you're a mother when you have to lock yourself in the bathroom to make any sort of "business" phone call. Especially those with automated responses that get thrown off with any random additional noise. Yep, I'm sitting in the bathroom right now as US Bank investigates a fraudulent charge while listening to Eisley throw a tantrum outside the bathroom door. Yes, this is a glamourous life. But honestly I wouldn't trade it for the world!